Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Lady sitting on

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Teachewhich book

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santa was looking

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A boy saw a

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Gal: Do u have

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Young Son: Is it

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Boy Asks A Girl:

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