Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
  

Jan, 17 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1289 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.