Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
  

Jan, 17 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1721 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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