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Teacher: Now, Johny
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
  
Jan, 17 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1689 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: Whisper those
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Teacher: pappu, name
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Mr A: my wife
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Men who have
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Q: If a devil
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Teachewhich book
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Boy: Mummy, if
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Teen boy:Dad I
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