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Teacher: Now, Johny
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
  
Jan, 17 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1755 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy: Mummy, if
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Men who have
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when u kiss an
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Man-i want a divorce
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Q: Why do brides
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Doctor to lady:
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Judge to accused:
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