Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor. Actor:what if i die? director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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