Teacher: Now, Johny

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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A boy goes to

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I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Hello My son

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Teacher: pappu, name

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Man asks God:

Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Srdr : What is the

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Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

young girl praying:

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Boy Asks A Girl:

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