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Girl: Do U love
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
  
Jan, 17 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     999 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Girl: Will you love
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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When I was young
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when u kiss an
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Sardar to Mali :
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The definition of
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Never Explain Yourself
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Son: Mummy, dad
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
Man receives telegram:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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