LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
  

Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!