LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
  

Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     1104 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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