LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

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Teacher: pappu, name

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Sardar to Mali :

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Question Girl :

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What did one magnet

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A boy saw a

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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife

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Girl: Will you love

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Teacher : If u have

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An AMERICAN couple on

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