LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE
LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO
  

Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     1076 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-