A woman was sitting

A woman was sitting
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     876 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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