A woman was sitting

A woman was sitting
A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???
  

Jan, 17 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1186 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
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A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"
Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-
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Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!