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Man: God, how
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
  
Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     913 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Reporter: How does
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Principal 2 students
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Q. What do men
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Judge to accused:
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Movie director
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DAD TO SON: When
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Q: Why do brides
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Boy:My Gf broke
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Somu:2day my
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