Man: God, how

Man: God, how
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1070 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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