When I was young

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

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Boy: Y did Gandhiji

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WIFE: What Should

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Boy: Mummy, if

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JUDGE:WHY did

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A police recruit was

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Hus: Do you know

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English Teacher: Make

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TEACHER== Name

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First Lady-"If

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