College Joke of the

College Joke of the
College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-
  

Jan, 17 2012     114 chars (1 sms)     947 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
tom enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Tom replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Q:Define a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy