Son: Mummy, dad

Son: Mummy, dad
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
  

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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
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Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.