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Son: Mummy, dad
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!
  
Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1087 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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