A police recruit was

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Boy Asks A Girl:

Boy Asks A Girl: Can U Dance With Me. GIRL: I Dont Dance With a Child.. BOY: Sorry, I did not Know U were Pregnant.

What is the next

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Hello My son

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

Wife was teaching

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

Raj: Meet my

Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..

Frnd1: u have

Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

What's the quietest

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Judge to accused:

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Men who have

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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