A police recruit was

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

TEACHER : Now, Simon,

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A boy goes to

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Height of kanjoosi:

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Do you want to

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PAPPU : Daddy,

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Wife: Darling today

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Sir:B quiet boys

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What did Tarzan say

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Doctor to lady:

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