Why do u take

Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2535 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
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A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!
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Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down