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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?

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