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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!

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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

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