Why do u take

Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1469 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole