Why do u take

Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2384 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked young Johnny, he said, "My father's dead, Miss." "Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?" "He went blue and collapsed."
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
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