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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

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