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Why do u take
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  

Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2249 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail