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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     2578 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:The best
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School girl : I
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Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
History Teacher : From
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Frnd1: u have
Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )
Dad : Son, what
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A pathan want 2
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Raj: Meet my
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
Why dogs don't
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
A woman was sitting
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