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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1518 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boss: Drive slow.
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Dad : Son, what
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Q: Why are husbands
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Young Son: Is it
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A girl comes late
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Wife: Darling today
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What did Tarzan say
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Wife going to Wife
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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
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