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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1762 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Customer: Waiter,
Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Sardar to Mali :
Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
First Lady-"If
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
TeacheHarbhajan is
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Teacher: pappu, name
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
An englishman, bihari
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Man-i want a divorce
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Man:I'm looking
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
Honey, when we
Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"
Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

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