Why do u take

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

Tcher: 3 grls are

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!

What do you

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Principal 2 students

Principal 2 students:U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.Students:Impossible sir!College is only for 6 hours!

Teache"Where is

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

somu:mobile bill kitna

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

TEACHER== Name

TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

A boy saw a

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

A little kid asks

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Technical question:

Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes

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