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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
  
Jan, 17 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1316 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
A sardar on an i
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
santa was looking
santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."
T'CHER:What do
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Wife going to Wife
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
Boy: Y did Gandhiji
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
Technical question:
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
Husband:You know
Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
“Me sick, no
“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
School girl : I
School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
Q: Why did the
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Lady sitting on
Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?

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