TeacheHow come you

TeacheHow come you
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
  

Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1486 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
D bos came early in d morng one day n found his manager kissing his secratry. He shouted at him,"is dis what i pay 4 u"? D manager rplid- no sir dis i do free
Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.