TeacheHow come you

TeacheHow come you
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
  

Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1306 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.