TeacheHow come you

TeacheHow come you
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
  

Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     1219 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
TeacheHarbhajan is male or female? Student: Female. TeacheHow? Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
when u kiss an american girl she says kiss me hard,when u kiss a british girl she say kiss me slow,but when u kiss an indian girl she says kisay nu na dasi