Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like

What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately

Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!