Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.