TeacheHow come you

TeacheHow come you
TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.
  

Jan, 17 2012     106 chars (1 sms)     854 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..