Man receives telegram:

Man receives telegram:
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
  

Jan, 17 2012     123 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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