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Police to a drunkard:
Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.
  
Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1050 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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