Husband says"When

Husband says"When
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
  

Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     946 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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