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Husband says"When
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     747 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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An englishman, bihari
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Reporter: How does
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Teacher:"Now,
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Movie director:in
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Teacher:What was
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What do you
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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What do u call i
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First Lady-"If
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A woman was sitting
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judge-what you
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Dad: if u Pass i
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