Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

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FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.

Wife: Why are

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Wife:Wherever we

Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!

Boy:My Gf broke

Boy:My Gf broke up wth me & sent me d Kissng pics of her & her new Bf Frnd: Oh.its 2 bad Boy: Ya I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad

Gal: Do u have

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

What is the height of mixed

What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes

Q:Why most men

Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.

Man1: I do not

Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other

Girl to her boyfriend:

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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