Why do bosses

Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
  

Jan, 17 2012     74 chars (1 sms)     879 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
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