Why do bosses

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

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FathWhich r d 2

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Why dogs don't

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A sardar was

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Teachefour beautiful ladies

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Man: God, how

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2 sardar soldiers

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“Me sick, no

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What do you

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