The two partners

The two partners
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
  

Jan, 17 2012     236 chars (2 sms)     852 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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