An AMERICAN couple on

An AMERICAN couple on
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
  

Jan, 17 2012     186 chars (2 sms)     908 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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