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Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     986 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti
Two friends, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street. "Who are you working for now?" asked the first. "Same people," answered the other. "My wife and four children."
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father