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JUDGE:WHY did
JUDGE:WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?MAN:Ur Honour, it\'s Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once,than ----SHOOTING a Man Every Month
  
Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     996 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: u know,
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Husband: Today is
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The definition of
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