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Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
  
Jan, 17 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     957 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man: Whisper those
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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A girl wearing
A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.
2 sardar soldiers
2 sardar soldiers captured a pakistani, gave him dice & said, if u get 1,2,3,4,5 V'll kill u! paki asks: 6 aya to? sardars: Then, throw again..
JUDGE:WHY did
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He said... Do
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teachewat is the
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Man:I'm looking
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Boss: (to employee) -
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Why do bosses
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Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Man runs home
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