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Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
  
Jan, 17 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1085 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Grl & a Boy
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Father: What was
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Technical question:
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