Wife: Darling today

Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
  

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
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