Wife: Darling today

Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
  

Jan, 17 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     1232 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.