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Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
  
Jan, 17 2012     105 chars (1 sms)     967 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the next
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Teacher:What was
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Wife: Why are
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Doc & engg loved
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FathWhich r d 2
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DAD TO SON: When
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