Honey, when we

Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens

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What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail

Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Frnd1: u have married with 1 of the twin sisters, how do u recognize ur wife? Frnd2: why should I ? : )

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