Boss: Drive slow.

Boss: Drive slow.
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
  

Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     847 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.
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Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
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Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
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