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Boss: Drive slow.
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
  
Jan, 17 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     828 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Tcher: 3 grls are
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Man to Doc:Is
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