A guy told his friend

A guy told his friend
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, “Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
  

Jan, 17 2012     188 chars (2 sms)     915 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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