An englishman, bihari

An englishman, bihari
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
  

Jan, 17 2012     201 chars (2 sms)     1818 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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