Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!
  

Jan, 17 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     803 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Movie director:in this scene u jump from 10th floor.Actor:what if i die?director:Dats not at all a problem,It"s da last scene
Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
Boy: Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide.Mothe'Shut up! Never say that. If U try to do so I'll just kill you..
Teachewhich book is d most helpful book in ur life? : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.