Teachefour beautiful ladies

Teachefour beautiful ladies
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
  

Jan, 17 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     1651 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Girl: Do U love me?Boy:'Ofcourse darling i do. Girl:Wil U luv me after marriage also? Boy:Tht depends on ur husband. If he allows Me 2 luv u.
Two Cockroach were Hospitalized for Injuries... 1st asked:How come here,BAYGON..? 2nd said:No Man,PARAGON..
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”