Teachefour beautiful ladies

Teachefour beautiful ladies
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
  

Jan, 17 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     838 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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