Teachefour beautiful ladies

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

Jan, 17 2012 102 chars (1 sms) 981 views Jokes > English Jokes

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In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir

First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy

Kid: 'Mom who is God?'Mom:'God is neither male nor fmale,not child,not adult,not blak not white &he loves children'Kid:'Oh! Michael Jakson!'

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth

Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket

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