Teachefour beautiful ladies

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

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Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far

I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Teache Give An

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Every man wants

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Man: Whisper those

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Teacher:Draw A

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

T'CHER:What do

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

humne suna hai ishq

humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.

A father asks peon

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

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