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Teachefour beautiful ladies
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
  
Jan, 17 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     1034 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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English Teacher: Make
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Teacher: Now, Johny
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Every man wants
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Dost Ko Dost
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Q: What did the
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Son: Dad, what is an
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Wife:Wherever we
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TeacheHarbhajan is
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Husband says"When
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Q. What do men
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