Teachefour beautiful ladies

Teachefour beautiful ladies
Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.
  

Jan, 17 2012     102 chars (1 sms)     1228 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
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Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"