Why does history

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

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Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

Srdr : What is the

Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow

Whats the height

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Why r Egyptian

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Young Son: Is it

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

Why do elephants

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

If your wife wants

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Father: What was

Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!

Boy friend is

Boy friend is fun & husband is gun boy friend is light of moon & husband is month of june boy friend is tooty fruity & husband is qismat phooti

A boy saw a

A boy saw a Beautiful Gal. He went & kissed her... GAL : "Stupid...! What're U doing...??" boy : "B Com final year...And U ??"

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