Why does history

Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
  

Jan, 17 2012     86 chars (1 sms)     1199 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
A Grl & a Boy were sitting alone.D Boy started touching D grl.Grl:dnt touch me,All this only aftr marriage. Boy:Ok,call me aftr marriage.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time
Man-i want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now! Judge-better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!