Wife: Im ashamed of

Wife: Im ashamed of
Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.
  

Jan, 17 2012     332 chars (3 sms)     990 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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