Wife: Im ashamed of

  1. SMS Messages
  2. Jokes
  3. English Jokes
  4. Wife: Im ashamed of
Wife: Im ashamed of
Wife: Im ashamed of the way we live; papa pays the house rent, my brother sends food and clothing, aunty pays our electric and water bills and my friend Sheela buys us movie tickets.I dont like to complain but now its too much. Husband: U shud be ashamed; uve still got 1 sister and 2 brothers, who dont send us even a single penny.
  
Jan, 17 2012     332 chars (3 sms)     1011 views       Jokes > English Jokes

more English Jokes SMS Messages

Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy
Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
History Teacher : From
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Raj: Meet my
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
Rampa: what is
Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
Q: If a Devil catches
Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!
Do you believe that
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
A heart Melting
A heart Melting luv story.Girl:I Cant Marry U, my family members refused.Boy: Who r dey 2 Stop Our luv?Girl: "My husbnd & 3 CHILDREN"!
What is the height of mixed
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Teacher: Now, Johny
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Little Johnny: Teacher,
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Search SMS Messages

e.g. love, birthday, anniversary
Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry
lip kiss Aankhe affection akelapan arz kiya hai bachpan badnaam bahana BHABHI bharosa bhool birthday Bolo Busy Chandni chut DARU Deepak Dhadkan dhoka Dil tod diya duri Dushman fikar forget me galti Garmi God Bless you Gussa haldi Hasi hindu honeymoon Hum na rahe I hate u if I die intezar Jaan janam jarurat jeevan jhoot judaai kabil kajal Kamine kanjus khaas khamosh Khamoshi khubsurat khwahish kismat krishna ladai leave me alone life is beautiful love Maaf maut Mehndi Meri jaan Mohabbat Mubarak Mulakat Muskan Nafrat Naraz nashe nazar lag Nind PAGAL Pariwar Parwah Pooja Pyar Pyar mat karna rishta rishte rocking Rona roza sadi sagar Sawan Sukriya Tadap taj mahal tasveer Tera sath Tere bin THANDI trust me tum hi ho udas vishwas viswas wada waqt zindagi