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History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

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What is the height of mixed

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A boy goes to

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TEACHER : What a pair

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Man asks God:

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Driver:is der no

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He said... Do

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