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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1643 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Husband 1: Why
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What is the next
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If your wife wants
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“Me sick, no
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Teacher : Which is
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Lady1:"What do
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Q: What did the
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A boy goes to
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Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Q: If a devil
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Man to Doc:Is
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JUDGE:WHY did
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