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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1674 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A cop stops a
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
Husband to wife
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
judge-what you
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Doctor to lady:
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Sardar to Mali :
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I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
T'CHER:What do
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
When I was young
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
There was this lover
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Man Conducting Marketing
Man Conducting Marketing Survey asked a Lady:"Which Book Has HeLped you most in your Life?"Lady:My Husband's "Cheque Book!"
Why r Egyptian
Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

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