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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1008 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of
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FathWhich r d 2
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Movie director
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Teacher: pappu, name
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Santa's wife dies.
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Q: If a Devil catches
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A pathan want 2
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Wife: u know,
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Dost Ko Dost
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Rampa: what is
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