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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1902 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two flies order
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Man to Doc:Is
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Sam to Ram:Did
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A Student goes
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Husband 1: Why
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JUDGE:WHY did
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Wife:Wherever we
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Principal 2 students
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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
What do u call i
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
Boy:My Gf broke
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