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Son asks father
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential
  
Jan, 17 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     2083 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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I bought my wife
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Dad:Why aren't
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Why does history
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Two men were
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Sam to Ram:Did
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FATHEHow r ur
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DAD TO SON: When
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indian- i have
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Two Cockroach were
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Man asks God:
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Customer: Waiter,
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Q:Why most men
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