Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw ur dad paying the bill !!!

Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."