Sir:Can ppl

Sir:Can ppl
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     853 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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