Teacher : Peter,why are you late for school again? PeteWell, Miss,I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time

A sardar was always teasing his wife "Teen bachon ki maa". One day she got angry & teased him back "ek bache ka baap

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."

Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.