judge-what you

judge-what you
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
  

Jan, 17 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1004 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.
Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.
Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".