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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
  
Jan, 17 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     1024 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the next
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Teacher: pappu, name
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
TEACHER : What a pair
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Hello My son
Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father
What's the quietest
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Why does history
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
A drunk was
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"…
History Teacher : From
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
DAD TO SON: When
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
Sir:Can ppl
Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home

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