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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
  

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Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is… TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant