An AMERICAN couple on african safari. Suddenly a huge lion springs up n seizes d wife wit its giant jaws.. Wife: "Shoot!, shoot for Christ's sake!" Hus: "I can't! I hav run out of film."

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!