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Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
  
Jan, 17 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     860 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you want to
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I asked my wife,
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School girl : I
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First Lady-"If
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What did one magnet
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Teache"Where is
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Q: If a devil
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