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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
  

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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