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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  

Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1018 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.