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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1015 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Hus: Do you know
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Girl: Do U love
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Teacher:The best
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Question Girl :
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Q: If a Devil catches
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A boy goes to
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The definition of
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Teacher:"Now,
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Teacher:What was
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School girl : I
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Teache Give An
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

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