PAPPU : Daddy,

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

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Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

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