PAPPU : Daddy,

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

Jan, 17 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 760 views Jokes > English Jokes

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A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."

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Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

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