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PAPPU : Daddy,
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
  
Jan, 17 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     1158 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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Principal 2 students
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A girl wearing
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Man: God, how
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DAD TO SON: When
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