PAPPU : Daddy,

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

Jan, 17 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 1084 views Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER== Name

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Teache Give An

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Son: Mummy, dad

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Two men are

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Man:I'm looking

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Teacher:I wish

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Man1: I do not

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Wife going to Wife

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