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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then
  
Jan, 17 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     1671 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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