PAPPU : Daddy,

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

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I asked my wife,

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Man1: I do not

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School girl : I

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Man to Doc:Is

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Teachefour beautiful ladies

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Elephant &Ant were

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Tcher: 3 grls are

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Man calls mental

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