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Sir:Tom,wot wud
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book
  
Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1181 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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A Gujju boy fillin
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History Teacher : From
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Mr A: my wife
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Dost Ko Dost
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A police recruit was
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A woman was sitting
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Man asks God:
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Why do elephants
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Q: What did the
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judge-what you
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I asked my wife,
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What do you
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