What did Tarzan say

What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
  

Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1264 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Try this ,its fun Go to msg Select New msg activate T9 (or dictionary as in your mobile) & type these keys... 4#260#2#3665#42#42#42# try now and do re....
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Devdas’s matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar! Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar! But gal’s father shoul have his own Bar.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama
Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!