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What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
  
Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1082 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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First Lady-"If
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Man to Doc:Is
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Q: Why do brides
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Doctor, doctor, will
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“Me sick, no
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TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12
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Teacher:I wish
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Girl: When we get
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