What did Tarzan say

What did Tarzan say
What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
  

Jan, 17 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     1176 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up from the table and said, "I have to go back to the office. I forgot to lock the safe!" "What are you worried about?" the other said. "We're both here."
Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I m afraid of woman.Man2: Get married soon, then u'll b afraid of only 1 woman n start loving other
Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Raj: Meet my wife Divya. Ajay: Oh, I know her... Raj: How? Ajay: We had been sleeping together. Raj: What the Hell? Ajay: 10 years ago, in our History classes..
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…