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A cop stops a
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
  
Jan, 17 2012     197 chars (2 sms)     894 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you believe that
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First Lady-"If
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Son: Mummy, dad
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A company held a
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Can I go to
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Q: What did the
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Hello My son
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Teache"Where is
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