A cop stops a

A cop stops a
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
  

Jan, 17 2012     197 chars (2 sms)     825 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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