A cop stops a

A cop stops a
A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!
  

Jan, 17 2012     197 chars (2 sms)     847 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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