Men who have

Men who have
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
  

Jan, 17 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     1146 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
College Joke of the year:Lecture"Ur head is full of cow dung.."Student: "Oh, that's why, u eat my head everyday."-
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
Somu:2day my pocket got picked but my wif saved me raj:Did she catch d thief? Somu:No man!She often removes most of d cash frm my Pocket
Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.
Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home