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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
  
Jan, 17 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     1256 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What do u call i
What do u call if Bill Gate's mothr gets bored.?BEAT THISAny guess?MOTHERBOARD!Gud nite
I bought my wife
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."
Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Sam to Ram:Did
Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.
Boy & girl in
Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..
Teacher: "Can anybody
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
A lady gave an
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a 100 letters. They all said da same thing : "U can have mine"
Teache Give An
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
I asked my wife,
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
Whats the height
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
A lady had 8 sons
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.
Why do bosses
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

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