Men who have

Men who have
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
  

Jan, 17 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     816 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
Q:Why most men prefer to kiss women's lips? Ans:Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth.
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family? STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
judge-what you do? prisnor-This & that judge-where you live? prisnor-here&there judge(to policeman)-Arrest him. prisnor-when i will come out judge-sooner&later
JUDGE:WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?MAN:Ur Honour, it\'s Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once,than ----SHOOTING a Man Every Month
Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
What is D diff. betwn a Secretary&a Personal Secretary? Secretary says,"Good Morning Sir"&Personal Secretary says,"Oh my God!Its morninG sir.