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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows." "But I don't have any, my love." "I said, when we get married"

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---

Question Girl : Do you love me ? Boy : Yes Dear Girl : Would you die for me ? Boy : No, mine is undying love!

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

An American couple had a black baby,The husband did not believe that it was his baby.H-Why is the baby black?Wife-U Hot,i Hot,Baby burnt.

humne suna hai ishq mein ratoin ki neend udda jati hai plzzzzzzz koi humse bhi ishq karo hume ratoin ko neend bahut aati hai.

Why r Egyptian children always confused? Because after death their daddy becomes Mummy

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

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