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A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
  
Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     932 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Two beggars met.
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A girl comes late
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“Me sick, no
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T'CHER:What do
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Boy & girl in
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Patient: Doctor,
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A girl phoned
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Why do elephants
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Man:I'm looking
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He said... Do
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Son: Mummy, dad
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