A little kid asks

A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
  

Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     844 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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