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Driver:is der no
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1038 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What is the next
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Husband 1: Why
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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Q: If a devil
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Wats d Diff btwn own Wife
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TEACHER : What a pair
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A pathan want 2
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Man calls mental
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PAPPU : Daddy,
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Man: God, how
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