Driver:is der no

Driver:is der no
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
  

Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     829 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Boy: Y did Gandhiji have no hair on his head? TeacheIts sign of inteligence Boy: Now i undrstand y girls have so long hair!...
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Two men were talking at a party. "I," said the first,"only believe half of what people tell me." "Why ?" "I'm a lawyer." "I believe twice what people tell me." "What are you ?" "A tax inspector."
Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction
A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.