Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter: I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day." HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one

TEACHER : IF U HAVE 12 CHOCOLATES U GV 5 TO LEENA,3 TO TINA,4 TO MEENA, DEN WHAT WIL U GET? STUDENT: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS