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Driver:is der no
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1185 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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