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Driver:is der no
Driver:is der no tree on dis road?Passengr:Sir,u r so great,I lik ur social mind.Drivr:Stupid,bus's brake has failed
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     937 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Men who have
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Girl to her boyfriend:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Devdas’s matrimonial
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School girl : I
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Mr.bean said to
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Teachewhich book
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Reporter: How does
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
Little Johnny: Teacher,
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Author: "I'm convinced
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Man: God, how
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when u kiss an
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In A Book Shop
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