Lady:Is this my

Lady:Is this my
Lady:Is this my train Station Master:No,it belongs to the Railway Company L:Don't try to be funny I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi SM:No Madam,Im afraid its too heavy
  

Jan, 17 2012     181 chars (2 sms)     845 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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