Physics teachr saw

Physics teachr saw
Physics teachr saw boy slepin Askd "Telme da unit f power" Boy woke up n said-"What sir?" Teachr exclaimd"Ok Gud Sit Down!" What=WATT!
  

Jan, 17 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     749 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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