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Teacher:2rrow thr ll b a lecture on D Sun.U must all attend Raju:I'll nt b able 2 mak it Sir.Teachr:y?Raju:Mom ll nt let me go so far
  
Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1359 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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