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A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
  

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What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
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