A company held a

A company held a
A company held a contest for kids with the theme: "The nicest thing My Father Ever Did For Me." One kid answered "He married my mother."
  

Jan, 17 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     899 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..
What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise
Man runs home shouting pack your bags honey, i just won 10 million in lottery. wife: Do i pack for beach or Resort ? Man : Who cares? just pack and get lost.
Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?" Student:"Brotherly love
Wats d Diff btwn own Wife & Other's Wife..??Own Wife is CHOCLATE can have Any Time..Other's Wife is like ICECREAM should have Immediately
Father: What was the hardest thing u learned at college?Son: How to open Beer bottles with teeth...!!
Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he
Height of kanjoosi: A Sindhi's house has caught Fire & he is giving Missed Calls to the Fire Station..!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Man: God, how long is a million years to you? God: A second. Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you? God: A cent. Man: Can I borrow a cent? God: Wait a second. =)