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Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."
  
Jan, 17 2012     203 chars (2 sms)     891 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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