Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1175 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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