Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
  

Jan, 17 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     2030 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".
Man asks God: Y did u make women so beautiful? God: So that u can luv her. Man: Y did u make her so stupid? God: So that she can luv u...
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger. son: I START CLEANING TOILET DAD: how does that satisfies u? SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind
Wife: u know, husband and wife are not allowed 2 be together in heaven!!! Husband: yes, that's y it's called heaven
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!