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Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

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Teacher : If u have 12 chocolates u gv 5 to Leena,3 to Tina,4 to Meena, den what wil u get? Student: 3 NEW GIRLFRIENDS

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

Lady1:"What do u think bout husbands?" Lady2:"They r like OWLS..!" Lady1:"How?"Lady2:"They see good things in their wives only in the night.

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down

Teache"Where is Himalaya?"Student: "Madam, I dont know."Teache"Dont know?? Stand on the desk."Student: "I still cant see.

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

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