Lady2Doc:let

Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan

Jan, 17 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 2208 views Jokes > English Jokes

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T'CHER:What do

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I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Q. What do men

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Lady:Is this my

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indian- i have

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School girl : I

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