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FATHEHow r ur
FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.
  

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Wife:Wherever we keep d money, our son steals it.I don't know what to do about itHus: Keep it in his ENGINEERING books. He'l never touch.
Two flies order some food in a restaurant. One says: I'll take the shit with garlic. And I'll take the same, but without garlic, said the other one. I don't like to have bad breath.
Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me." Friend: "What makes you think so?" Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."
MAchine inventd 2 CAtch Thieves IN UK,IT C Aught 50 theives in 30 Min SPAIN:IT CAught 110 in 1hr IndiA:In 15 Min MAchine was Stolen
Q:There is always a sign board'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,bt never near girls college.Why? Ans:BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.