FATHEHow r ur

FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.

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I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife

LAST NIGHT SHE

LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

A girl comes late

A girl comes late to class.TeacheY r u late?Girl: One boy was following me.T: So what?Girl: The boy was walking slowly.

Do you want to

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud

Hello My son

Hello My son won't come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who's speaking? Boy: This is my father

A little kid asks

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Wife was teaching

Wife was teaching English Grammar to her husband. Wife- 'I am Beautiful.' Which tense is this? Husband- Past Tense.-

Sir:Can ppl

Sir:Can ppl tell the future with cards?Sam:My mom can.Sir:Really?Sam:1 look at my report card n she wll tel me wot happens whn dad gets home

Police to a drunkard:

Police to a drunkard: Where are you going? Man: To listen to a lecture on the ill effects of drinking, on health. Pol: Who'll lecture at Midnite? Man:My wife,.

Teacher: "Can anybody

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" jonny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Q: Why do brides

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

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